Methos: Candygram! |

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Duncan: So what brings a
5000-year-old man to me? |

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Methos: You've got a
friend, Richie Ryan. He met Kristin yesterday morning. Duncan: He didn't tell me that.
Methos: Maybe he hasn't got out of bed yet. |

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Methos, keeping score,
biding his time: Round one to Kristin. |

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Methos,
a.k.a. Mr. Manners, bows before entering the dojo. He then, oh-so-innocently asks if he
may admire Duncan's precious katana. Duncan obliges. Ah, children. They're so trusting.... |
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Duncan:
Not funny, Methos.
Methos: Not meant to be. Not only are
you naïve, now you are weaponless. How do you live this long? |
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Duncan: All right, you
made your point. Methos: Have I? One
day she is going to kill you.
Duncan: She's tried already.
Methos: You're better with a blade than her, yes.
You're stronger than her, yes. But if you keep letting her walk away, one day she gets
lucky and takes your head, yes! |
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Duncan: Oh, I don't know.
Maybe she'll stop to gloat like you. [Knocks Methos over.] You wanna play? Methos: Great! You knock me on my bum because I make a bad
joke! Very macho. But you keep letting her walk away, without even taking a shot, that is
very suicidal. |
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Duncan:
You know what she was to me.
Methos: Yes! And I know what she is! A
killer. You treat her like one. |
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Duncan:
Oh, you developed this technique.
Methos: It's working, isn't it?
Duncan: Not for long. [Puts sword to
Methos' neck.] |
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Methos: Well then get
with it, before Kristin kills you and your friend. |
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Contemplating whatever
new information this little practice session has revealed -- and filing it away for future
reference. Meanwhile, he's revealed nothing. Not even his prowess with Oriental
weaponry... |
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Richie:
No way, Mac. Not me. We have this thing between us, Mac. It's like an electrical
connection. Why can't you understand that?
Methos: They didn't have electricity
when he knew her. |
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Richie:
[to Methos] Don't you get sick of him being older and wiser all the time?
Methos: Yeah, I can see that that
could get a bit annoying. |
Duncan: He's not
listening to me.
Methos: How could he? She's got him tingling in
places he didn't even know he had. |
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Duncan: He hasn't
listened to a word I said.
Methos: Well that happens. Guess this must be what
it's like to have kids. |

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Methos: If she'd
been a man, she'd have been dead 350 years ago. A couple of medieval songwriters come up
with the idea of chivalry one rainy day and you embrace it as a lifestyle. You live and
die by a code of honor that was trendy when you were a kid.
Duncan: Would you rather that I had no
code of honor at all?
Methos: I would rather you survived.
You put that first. |

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Duncan: Do you think it's
easy killing a woman that you've held in your arms, a woman that you've made love to?
Methos: Take it from me, it's easier than
dying.
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Methos: Look at me,
MacLeod. I didn't last 5000 years by worrying about anyone but myself.
Duncan: Really? Could have fooled me.
[Paints Methos' nose.]
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Richie:
This is all nuts! She would have killed me.
Methos: Round two to Kristin. You dump
her, and then you turn your back on her?! Talk about the blind leading the visually
challenged! |
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Methos:
Where're you going?
Duncan: Kristin's. Coming? I'm sure
it's something you wouldn't want to miss. |
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Not
only does he make a fetching voyeur, he's pretty good in the rescue department, too. What
a man! |
Methos: [to Kristin
regarding her sword] Pick it up.
Kristin: Who the hell are you?
Methos: A man who was born long before
the Age of Chivalry. Pick it up. |

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The coup de grace-- |

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Methos: [during the
quickening] Someone had to. |

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His motives still
unquestioned, Methos settles back on the couch with a beer and declines to make a
judgement call on Duncan's decorating scheme. He suggests that Duncan get someone in.
Methos, himself, apparently, has handled enough of Duncan's personal affairs for one
day.... |

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