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Till Death: MacLeod's good friends are having marital problems and he turns to Methos for help. Just what the hell was he thinking, anyway?!
|Methos: [looking through Duncan's CD collection] Opera. Opera. Opera. Opera. There's a lot of opera here. Gotta do something about his music. There's no Springsteen. There's no Queen...|
Methos: I can explain. [unconvincing laugh] It was a joke.
Gina: I'm not laughing. Where is MacLeod? Dead?!
|Methos: No, no, he's
he's fine. This has all just been a big mistake.
Gina: Huge. And you made it when you tried to kill my husband.
Methos: [mutters] I knew this would happen. [Makes a grab for his sword.]
|[On the deck of the barge, Gina
allows Duncan and Robert to believe she has killed Methos. They're panicking until they
hear Methos' buzz.]
Duncan: Not funny!
|Methos: Oh, I don't know,
pretty funny from here!
Duncan: Oh really? Well maybe I should take your head instead. How about that?
Gina: What's the matter, Duncan? Can't you take a joke?
|[Inside the barge.]
Methos: Look at this place. I've never seen such a mess. These sheets are disgusting! [Sees Duncan unpacking a vase from a crate and throwing straw on the floor.] Hey, enough with the mess! I have to live here.
|Duncan: [insincerely] Oh,
I'm sorry. [Holds up the vase.] My wedding present to them. Only one of six left in the
Methos: Yeah, when I was living in China, way back when, those things were a dime a dozen. If only I'd known then what I know now.
Duncan: Pity. So what are you gonna get 'em? A toaster?
Methos: Well, you know, you were right, they are a unique couple, so I figured I should give them something unique.
Duncan: Yeah? Like what?
|Methos: My boat.
Duncan: The barge?! You can't give them the barge!
Methos: Why not?
|Methos: It's my boat. I
can do what I like with it.
Methos: But then I figured that probably everyone would give them something unique, so I went with a toaster.
|[Methos tosses the barge's keys
to Duncan, who drops vase as he tries to grab them.]
Methos: You keep the barge. I hate the water.
Methos: Get the mess cleaned up. [Throws Duncan a mop on his way out.]
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